Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Right to Bear Arms?



Sure, this is our Second Amendment right in America.  In the last few years though, the Supreme Court made some decisions regarding these rights… being that, the foundation is set for self-defense in the home.  This is your “natural right” being a citizen of the US of A, but should existing laws be stricter and change due to too many tragic shooting events?  Or should gun control laws be more lenient, as a means to self-defense in public?  As Sarah Palin so eloquently states, “Bad guys don’t follow laws.”  Thanks Sarah, for your intellect.  Totally different subject, but the equivalent goes for abortion laws.  Outlawing abortion will only escalate illegal abortions, because, “Bad girls don’t follow laws.”  Though, if our gun laws were in fact a little more lenient, then we could just shoot the nurses and doctors in the head, and/or blow up the clinics.  I’m sure that’s what Jesus would want anyway.  So yeah, I know it’s easy to acquire guns illegally, just as it is to score drugs… but should we be able to legally protect ourselves in public against gun-toting violent predators?  Sounds somewhat rational… but maybe we should leave this to the authorities, as America has changed dramatically since 1791.  Right?  (Mind you, I know the authorities aren't always up to par... but usually in tragic situations of the mass, they do their job).  Our world is over-populated with intelligent responsible citizens… as well as citizens who are dipshits.  These “dipshits” legally roaming the states carrying firearms scares the bejesus out of me for true... As it should you. I mean, c’mon, this isn’t the Wild West… there is this thing called law & order that we, as a society, have evolved into.  Or I would like to think we have.  (However, I don’t recommend proving this speculation in "certain parts" of the land of the free and home of the brave. Just sayin’).  But should intelligent responsible citizens with no criminal record be allowed to carry firearms legally?  No.  Hell no.  I’ve seen the best of people turn bat shit crazy from road rage alone (a major non-perk in Los Angeles).  The Trader Joe’s parking lot could turn into bloodshed… and I certainly wouldn’t want to be in the middle of a drunken bar brawl, or be around a hungry man who got the wrong order at the local Chick-fil-A, after his wife just left him for a hot Nascar driver.  I think going to a frat party on a college campus would be pretty cool, it the frat brothers were armed.  Isn't that an invitation for date rape? I guess I could bring my gun to the party though... to protect myself.  I’m not trying to make a joke of this… it’s true, it just takes one person, decent or not, to snap.  As for the controversy of being able to protect yourself in an unfortunate mass shooting incident… Well, guess what… I’m just thinking aloud here, but I really do believe fighting fire with fire would turn into utter mayhem, resulting in even more deaths and injuries… especially, perhaps, in a barely visible, dark theater filled with tear gas.  I can only imagine all the non-trained, wannabe heroes, pumped for action… just looking to save the world.  Yeah, color me stupid for believing this.  Overall, it really isn’t that difficult to go through the process of getting a gun permit and owning your very own shiny weapon or weapons plural.  I could just sum this up in one sentence:  guns are dangerous.  If you feel the need to go shooting, there are many facilities where you can do so safely… or maybe go to a desolated area and shoot up your leftover Coors cans (but please stay away from Bambi.  Please?)  If you want to play cop, maybe join the police force?  Oh, remember though, you have to pass the psychological exam first.  Maybe join the Marines?  Kill, kill, kill, etc. (I'm not ripping on the military... I applaud most of our men in the service, and consider them America's heroes).  If you just want to be a gun-toting, anti-government freedom fighter, or spread your holier than thou, hillbilly freak mentality… then join a militia… but please stay the hell out of my sight.  Here’s a thought, save your money you’d normally spend on ammo and use it to go to college. Though, I don’t think universities are with the times yet… as they don’t allow guns on campus.  Damn.


"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."  Okay, but the people doing the killing are using said guns to kill, right?  Not everyone is Chuck Norris or a trained Black-Op.  But I know, It’s our right and “American Freedom” to bear arms.  Give me a fucking break.

P.S.  I own a revolver.  It's safely put away in my home... I only use it for pistol-whipping.  I can’t imagine carrying it around town in my dashing holster or purse, like to the movies, or the mall… or grocery store and what not.  In my opinion, that is just savage.



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